THE LEGEND OF ROCKDOG420
PROLOGUE: HOW ROCKDOG420 WAS DISCOVERED
How did ROCKDOG discover the planet?
Well, that's Top Secret. Classified. Confidential. But let's just say: It was THE RIGHT MIX.
Of what? That stays between us. But if you ever see an old phone booth in N.D.C. – New Drive City – and wonder why it sometimes hums quietly... then you know.
Or maybe you don't.
Anyway: ROCKDOG pressed the right button at some point (or the wrong one, depending on how you look at it), and suddenly he was no longer in N.D.C.
He was standing on a planet that smelled like someone forgot to close the tent. Like... well. You know.
He named it ROCKDOG420.
Naturally.